Saturday, July 26, 2014

MoP Challenge Modes

So the Mists of Pandaria challenge modes, the EXTRA heroic, heroic versions of the 5 man MoP dungeons, will be going away with the pre-expansion patch for Warlords, and the rewards you get for doing them will be unobtainable forever.

Why, you ask?
Kind of like that time they removed the plagued and black protodrakes, from the meta achievements of the first raid dungeon in the Wrath expansion, they think the rewards will be too easy to get once the expansion is out.  Which, easier to get, yes they would be.  TOO easy is debatable since the dungeons reduce your item level upon entering, but, sure, whatever you say, Blizzard.

Now, one thing I like to do is "retro" raiding, to go back to those old dungeons, and get the cool stuff we just weren't quite "leet" enough to get when it was current content.
Basically by removing things like the plagued and black protodrakes, and now these dungeon mode rewards, Blizzard is catering to the "elite" and "hardcore" group of players.  The group of immature whiners that get upset that they aren't "special" anymore for having done things when they were relevant.  Give them some damn feat of strength achievements, then.  But otherwise, fuck those kids, I pay for this game, and I want access to all of that crap, too!  Getting it later is fine with me, not having a feat of strength achievement is fine, too.  But I'm an adult and I don't have the time to sit here, hours on end, mastering the dungeon in order to get the stuff when it's relevant.  By the way "relevant" means "current content" which also translates too "takes for fucking ever".  How long is the Garrosh fight at the end of the Siege of Orgrimmar raid?  Seriously, like 15 minutes?  Our group was dying to that fight in the last phase, so that's toward the end of those 15 minutes, which means wiping to Garrosh twice takes about half an hour, and that my friends, is a waste of my precious free time.  And when you're an adult, that free time is Precious.

Preeeeciousssss

The trouble with the "cater to the whiny little 'leet' kids" strategy is that this is not what they usually do....(which is good because if they removed every thing like that after it's not "relevant" content anymore, I would have quit playing WoW a long, long time ago).
For example, just, a couple months ago I got the Glory of the Cataclysm Raider.  The reward for this meta achievement being the drake of the East wind.  There are NUMEROUS other such meta achievements with mount rewards, most of them some sort of dragon, it seems.  So why did they decide to remove the reward from the very first set of raid meta achievements, because they'd be "too easy to get", and then proceed to allow ALL the rest of them to stay in the game, obtainable at any time you're bored and have some spare time?
I have no idea what the logic behind that is, actually.
Personally, I'm glad thus far that they don't normally remove these things, because as I mentioned, I PAY a monthly fee for this game, and if I'm not only paying for the game itself, but the subscription fee too, every, damn, month, I want access to ALL of the content.  I don't want to pay the same amount to play the game as everyone else does, and then NEVER be able to have all the same things the kids that play twenty hours a day get to have, because I am an adult with a JOB, and other things to do, like spending time with my boyfriend, taking care of my dogs, eating, showering, cleaning my house, fulfilling family and social obligations, etc.

I really, really wanted that damn plagued protodrake but the leaders of the group I was raiding with at the time didn't push people to do the achievements at all.  I don't even think they tried most of them until the mount was already unavailable.

So, I'm now killing myself, playing a lot more than I want too, doing things I don't really enjoy doing (farming) trying to work up enough gold to buy a carry through the challenge modes in order to get the mount and the gear for my warlock.  I will have NO gold saved up for the upcoming expansion, because if I don't do this NOW, and spend every single copper all my characters have put together, to get just one of them through a gold challenge mode run, I won't be able to get the Pandaren phoenix mounts or the challenge mode gear.  Which sucks, because I really like that mount, and I really like the warlock gear set, although I hate the hunter gear set, which is normal, I hate most of the hunter gear in the game.  I think I will only be able to get ONE of the mounts too, when I wish I could get them all.

World of Warcraft: New Tauren Female Models

My friend just asked about this one after I posted the male human and male draenei models.
The female tauren model update is here!!

Cow lady pics:



Sexy right?!
No.
Oh.
OK then....
Well I think she's cute!  But then again, I think real life cows are totally adorables, so, I probably would think she's cute.

This is SO CUTE... how can you NOT think is this is cute?! And the sheep is like, AH! MY EYE! It's sooo funny....why aren't you laughing?!

Alright so anyway, back to the tauren.
First of all, let me just say, I am not a fan of this brown color, so these screens don't make me want to play this race.  I don't actually play as any tauren characters as is, and if I did, I'd be a druid, and I'd definitely be .... not brown.  I'd be black.  Or white. But not brown.  This brown is like the brown leather purses I see everyone running around with.  NO.

She looks very....different.  I'm not sure any other race looks quite THIS different from the before and after screenshots.  I will say I will be glad to see some facial expressions, though.  Because as it is it's like she's dead.  Her face is just, frozen.  Like a walking taxidermied cow-zombie thing. Or maybe she's one of those Desperate Housewives and just had too much botox and now her face doesn't work.  But with the update, she'll be ALIVE!
Her hands got a down-size, so that's good.  I don't know why the HUGE hands that some of these races had bother me so much, but for some reason it's just super distracting to me.  Generally, unless you're Uma Thurman, women have much smaller hands than men.  Why is that?  I have no idea.  But I know this to be sorta-generally-true, and therefore it really annoys me when female characters have hands as big as their heads in video games.  This is a clear signal that a man designed this model.  Kinda like whenever there's a slider to scale how big the boobs are.  MEN DO THESE THINGS!  And it drives me...CRAZY!
I know, I over analyze.
I should be a modeler myself, and give all the girls nice girly hands.

I also feel like she was more....cow-ish, before?  So, this is an improvement because she's a little more humanized, I think.  I am almost positive that some people are going to hate this particular model update because of that, though.  I like it.  Although, I do think her face could be a bit more feminine.  Not really sure how I'd go about doing that, though, maybe it's in the nose.
Not that cows and bulls are very different in real life.  Cows are big animals, and bulls are bigger, hulkier versions of the same thing.

Not a lot of people really know a lot about bovine. 
Here's a link to brush up: http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-the-Difference-Between-Bulls,-Cows,-Steers-and-Heifers
I grew up in Texas, I know most of that already.  :-)


Even though I'm sure some people won't like this change, I think we should all be glad they didn't make her a some big boobed chick in a cow print bikini or dress.
That's a thing, btw:





Monday, July 21, 2014

World of Warcraft: New Human Male and Draenei Male Models

Oops.
I'm a bit late to the party on these, so I have to do two at once.  I've been busy dammit!
Anyway....
The new human male model and the new draenei male model
These guys are ripped.  Omg body builders for reals!  Is that what wearing heavy armor all day, running around constantly wielding heavy weaponry and shields does to a guy?  The draenei man's arms are so muscled that they don't even have wrists.  They're all veiny too.  I guess I never really looked at them before, since I play horde and all, but I didn't realize how muscled these guys are.  The draenei male seems to have been working out a LOT though, since he has much more defined ab muscles now than he did before.  The human male was pretty muscly before.

The huge difference is in the human male face.  He looks like a man now!  Not so much a beady eyed pixel that's supposed to be a face.

The human male looks a lot better than before.  But, I feel like these models, both of the human models specifically, don't look different enough.
I don't know why I think that.  It's like, the texture is a huge upgrade, but the shape of the character is the same.
I guess that's what they're going for?
They're still EXTREMELY gender dysmorphic, but again, I guess they wanted to just update the models so they were less blocky and slap a better texture on them.  The draenei model itself definitely looks very similar from it's before and after pics, basically the big difference is in the texture.  That's probably because the draenei, along with the blood elves, are newer than the original 8 races, so the model was a bit smoother.
The biggest difference in both races is the faces.  I think Blizzard has done quite a good job on making them look more realistic, although their body types are completely UNrealistic, but, it is a game, and I guess if men ran around wielding heavy weapons all day, they might be that muscled too.

So you know what this means, don't you?
This means the Alliance is almost DONE.  All that's left is male Night Elves I believe, unless they did show them and I missed it, and then after that the majority of the Horde races still need to be done.
Which kind of "grinds my gears" because I'm Horde and WTF.  When World of Warcraft originally came out, the LAST race they added was trolls.  That means they had Alliance done before Horde then, too.  I'll take this moment to remind everyone, my main character is a troll.  All my other characters?  Blood elves.  So of course I'm looking forward to those race updates the most, and I could start taking bets right now, that those two races, the females of each probably, will be the LAST ones they release updates for, since those are the ones I play.  Why do I think this?  Because Blizzard hates me.  I've been saying it for years, and maybe I'll make a separate post one day explaining why I've always said that, but I'm pretty sure they do sometimes.

Oh, and here's the pictures of the new human male and draenei male models. 

Human Male







Draenei Male





Sunday, July 6, 2014

Advertisements on Websites

Advertisements on websites annoy the fuck out of me.  My most extreme example of a website I used to go to regularly, like more than once a day, was the Examiner.  Then they started to put in some ads.  Then some more.  One day, there was a commercial playing, waaaaay at the bottom of the page.  I had to scroll all the way down and stop the video in order to be able to even read the article I was trying to read, because I just can't concentrate on anything if there are loud voices talking.  Then one day there was two videos playing, at the same time.  Then one day, my computer completely crashed just trying to load the website, because there was two to three LOUD videos playing, a silent video, and an advertisement that overtook my entire screen that was also a video of some sort video.  Boom.  Crash.

Now, maybe this is my fault somehow, because I don't have a brand new computer that's specifically geared to run multiple videos at the same time.  My computer is actually geared for playing video games, which is does rather well, so I'm not sure what the problem is.  Maybe my video driver is out of date.  But that doesn't change the fact that, in order to read the articles on the Examiner website that I want to read, I have to spend about five minutes turning off ads.  It's really just fucking annoying.

I know that these free websites have to make money somehow, but I don't understand why they think it has to be via some extremely loud advertisements that completely ruin my concentration and cause my computer to crash.  I seriously doubt I'm the only one who has this problem.  So I just have to stop going to the websites in question altogether.  Which would, reduce their income, I would think.  I'm the type of person that, if I think something is interesting or funny, I share it on facebook.  If I REALLY like it, I'll share it on twitter and instagram, too.  So, by making me want to avoid their website completely, they are getting less traffic than they would have if they'd just stuck with plastering banners and pictures all over the place.  I don't care about ads at all, as long as they aren't videos.

They other thing about this is, there's websites like Publisher's Clearing House, if you want to play their online games, or enter sweepstakes, or anything at all on their website, you get to watch a commercial in between.  This isn't so bad, it doesn't crash my computer since it's only one and it doesn't take over my entire screen.  But!  You can't mute them.  At all.  I have to turn my sound off to my entire computer in order to mute the videos.  I don't know why, but I feel like that sort of thing should be illegal.  They force you to listen to the damn videos, unless you go that extra mile and just switch off your speakers, like I do.  Which is ridiculous, this means I can't listen to my music or my video game sounds, or anything at all, while I'm hoping beyond hope I win a million dollars and can stop stressing about money so bad for a while.  Of course since I live in California, the money problems will never end, but that's not the point I'm making here.  The point is, these advertisements and commercials on websites have gotten completely out of control, and I'm sick of it.

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Warlords of Draenor Beta Has Started!

The Warlords Beta has officially begun!
Well, like a week ago now, I've been busy, and writing is time consuming for me.
But, thank goodness. I was getting worried they'd never start it and push back the expansion release date even further.
I am more than excited, and relieved, to exclaim I got in!
YAAAAAAAAAY!
As I explained in the previous post, I am absolutely sick to death of Mists.
So, this is absolutely great, not only do I have WoW to play that I don't hate, but I get to beta test a new game which is something I love to do!

I have access to Invincible for some reason, so here's a screenshot of my troll hunter riding him, since this is probably the only time I'll ever get to ride this insanely cool mount.


See you in Draenor!

Sunday, June 22, 2014

WHERE THE HELL IS WARLORDS?!

Seriously! Where. The HELL. IS IT?!
I am absolutely freaking sick of Mists of Pandaria.
SICK of it
I can't stand this expansion anymore, playing it makes my teeth hurt, I try to do things, anything for enjoyment in the game, but there's really not much that I enjoy in the game anymore.
I enjoy my little farm, and I like pet battles, and I've always enjoyed raiding with my guild.
Buuuuuuuut.......
The problem with those things is I'm doing them in Mists of Pandaria and I just haaaate it.
Haaaaaaaaaate!!!!!!!!!!!
I have played this game since release of vanilla WoW, hell, I was in closed beta for a while before it released, even.
I've played World of Warcraft for about a decade.
I obviously have always loved this game.  I think I took a month off once sometime in Burning Crusade, because I got a new job that exhausted me, and most of the time that I wasn't at work, was spent sleeping, and taking care of my dog, and the cat I had at the time.  (If you're worried about why I don't have the cat now, it's because he lives with my friend's mom now, and has for a few years.)

Even when I took that month off, I still logged in for 10 minutes every few days to say hi to my guildies, so I didn't cancel my account.
The only time I've really considered canceling my account, was in Cataclysm, because that expansion just sucked.  It was more of a rework of old world content than it was new content for max level.
I think the ill-fated game Star Wars, the Old Republic is a good indication of the fact that, in these massive multiplayer games, max level is everything!
The leveling experience in SWTOR was nothing short of amazing, it really was an awesome game.
But then we all hit max level, and there was nothing to do, but raid the same 1 or 2 raid dungeons, and run the same two groups of dailies every day.  There may have been three groups, I don't really remember.
Long story short, everyone quit, the game went free to play.

What saved Cataclysm for me, was the Firelands raid.  I don't know why, but I looooooved that raid.  We farmed it to death and I still enjoyed it.  I honestly feel that, as the raid leader (sort of, I'm not much of a leader in my opinion) my enthusiasm for the Firelands raid was what kept everyone else going, too.  When there's at least one person who's super excited to be playing the game with everyone, the feeling is catching.
But now I'm very agitated and grumpy about simply having to log in, and I feel like that rubs off on at least some of my fellow raiders, which isn't exactly setting us up for success.

In Mists there isn't really that super fun thing I can do over and over again.  I'm sick of the raids, the dailies, the zones, the cities, all of it.  The MUSIC!  I'm sick of the whole damn expansion, which is kind of sad for me because I really loved it at first.  But now, logging in feels like a literal waste of time.  Pair that with the fact that barely anyone from my guild is ever online anymore, probably because it's a waste of time for them as well, and I just don't want to log in at all.  There used to at LEAST be someone to talk too in-game, but not anymore.

What this all means is two things, for one, 5 level expansions need to be a thing of the past.  We run out of new things to do WAY too quickly, then they don't add enough content patches with REAL content, and this is when Blizzard loses subscriptions.  I honestly don't know why they thought it was going to be ok to do this for two expansions in a row, except to even things out to be able to go from 90 - 100 instead of 85 - 95.  But if that's the case....
We really needed Warlords to come out already.
Like, April would've been good.  Or even earlier than that.
There's no PVP zone boss to farm, unless I missed something.
It just feels like something is missing from the Mists end game, and I don't have anything left that I have any desire to do.
Sigh.
Hurry up Warlords!  Don't make me wait until December. :-(

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Ridiculous Things You Can Buy On The Internet

OK that's kind of a long title, sorry.  That's gonna screw up my twitter post when I try to share this....

Anyway, anyone who has spent any amount of time on the internet already knows the internet is full of completely random crap that you can buy, and a lot of it is completely ridiculous, either in price or it's just a ridiculously impractical item.  I'm pretty sure "internet" actually translates too "ridiculous random crap" in some language.

This is a list of completely ridiculous things I've found.  These are either just completely ridiculous in general, like the Hello Kitty wedding dress, or ridiculously EXPENSIVE like the watch.

1.  Hello Kitty EVERYTHING!  From wedding dresses to shot glasses.  I've seen unspeakable things with the Hello Kitty theme, and I've even seen a Hello Kitty gun.  I couldn't find prices for the wedding dress or gun, but the shot glasses were about $20.

 Sooooooo pink.  I love pink but...wow.

For the kitty loving alcoholic in you!

WTF?!?!
I am NOT providing a link to this.

2.  I shit you not....an Astronomical watch.  Which is probably THE coolest thing I think I've seen in a very long time.  
Priced at $245,000.00 of course.  Sigh.

I don't think I've ever wanted something I can't have so badly.

3.  Offensive mug because LOL this would be hilarious in an office.  I almost removed this from the list, but it's too hilarious, so it stays. :-)
Priced at $19.95.

No longer satisfied with flipping off your boss from under your desk? Use this! 

4.  Dragon sweater, and I'd say this is the most expensive non-designer hoodie I've ever seen.
Priced at $499.99.
 Actually I think this is the most expensive hoodie I've EVER seen, including designers hoodies because...it's a hoodie!

6.  Some sort of girly monster doll.
Priced at $199.00 new.



 I've always loved weird and unique dolls, but not for that price.

7.  This huge and brightly colored ring.
Priced at $2,399.00. 

This is probably the most pink I've ever seen on a ring at such a huge price.

8.  Artwork on EVERYTHING in your house! 
Prices vary by item, but they range from $18.99 - $189.99.
Shower curtain, blankets, place mats, pillows...they will put art onto ANYTHING and that is really, really cool!

 9.  iPad Air, this is ridiculous for me personally to buy, because I already have an iPad 2.  But it's kind of ridiculous for anyone anyway, these things are SO FREAKING expensive wtf!
Priced at $499.00 - $929.00.

I still want one, though. 

While we're at it let's add iPad mini to that as well, since we're being ridiculous and all.
Priced at $399.00 - $829.00

It's so cute!

10.  Sexy-time candle with supposedly a potentially expensive ring in it.  
Priced at $24.99.

It could have a ring in it worth anywhere from $10 to $5,000, and I love a good gamble!  Also you can get other scents of these candles from this site, I just thought the sexy time one was really weird.

 11.  An arcade game machine!  This is an ebay link, so prices vary WILDLY and I don't feel like listing them.  But I'm pretty sure even a human soul isn't worth that much.

You KNOW that you want this, though. I'm sold if it has Bubble Bobble!

12.   YOU CAN BUY A JETPACK!  Actually I'm not sure you can buy a jetpack itself, but it does look like you can pay some crazy fool to fly around with one for your entertainment. I couldn't find prices for that though.

I'm sure it's probably safe ..... you won't blow up or anything. Probably.
Note: Picture is of Boba Fett from Star Wars, not from the jet pack website.

13.  A Tardis mini-fridge!  This speaks directly to the Dr. Who fans out there, but also the INCREDIBLY lazy people out there who spend a lot of time at their desk.  Like me.  I totally want one of these.
Priced at $79.99.
For when you can't be bothered to get up and WALK to the fridge which is probably just within a few yards of your desk.

14.  Star Trek Into Darkness tunic dress replica!  Dude, I want one.  Wish I was skinny.
Priced at $219.99.
 Nerdgasms were heard across the land the day that site put these up.

15.  You can buy a Hobbit home!  
Priced at $4,695.00.
For kids I think. Pretty sure adults can't fit in there.  Which makes me sad faced.

16.  Hot pink boots of some sort.  These look like hot pink platform space boots. They look ridiculous and are a ridiculous color.  But hey, if you can rock these, I won't judge.  They're probably comfortable, at least.
Priced at $99.99.

 I....got nothing.


17.  A DOG for 2 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!  This is the Tibetan Mastiff.
 
But, it's not even like a real dog....it's like a dog-lion cross!  I guess it's expensive to breed dogs with lions.  Also sounds really scary for the poor dog.  I hope it was a boy dog and a lioness, not the other way around. Yikes.

18.  Pretty much everything at blingfornerds.com.  Lots of girly jewelry there, because nothing says love like nerd bling!
Did you want an Evenstar pendant like Arwen's?  You can get it at bling for nerds!
Priced at $89.99.
 Honestly?  I've wanted one of these ever since I saw the movies.

Or maybe you're more of a Twilight fan? Here's Bella's engagement ring.
Priced at $160.00.
I'd rather have the moon ring, but that doesn't make the list since it's reasonably priced.


19.  A fucking diamond pacifier.  That's right!  Baby bling!
Priced at $17,000.00.
I wonder what happens if the baby picks off and then swallows any of the diamonds...

20.  A roomba!  But not just any roomba, this one is specific for pets and allergies.  Note that it doesn't say pet hair, it just says pets.  Maybe this is the one for cats to ride around on?
Priced at $699.99.
  Wheeeee!